HK 22 Nov 2008

天矇光去T3搭UA早機返鄉下～

闊別10年的『恆豐』，裝修後添加許多舒適感～

到步第一味 - 『永合隆』燒腩肉!!! HK$80/斤～皮香脆～肉軟熟～夠入味～ 正!!!

之後油尖旺掃街購物到天黑。跟著得『開飯喇』推介去到『堂記腸粉專門』店宵夜...唉～真係大失所望...等30分鐘位後...班腸粉仲要我哋等30分鐘至上菜...上嘅仲係 凍粥!!! 乾腸粉!!! 盧海鵬試咪你話～!!!

Vinzionary - 22 Oct 2008

輸打贏要  [syu1 daa2 jing4 jiu3] [shu1 da2 ying2 yao1] [ㄕㄨ ㄉㄚˇ ㄧㄥˊ ㄧㄠˋ]
~idiom

1. to press on regardless of the untenability of one's position

2. Press on

3. Starting a Fight when Losing & Demanding his Money when Winning

4. Common Practice of Illegal Gambling Den Operators

5. LEHMAN BROTHERS MINI-BONDS HOLDERS

電影"甘"句 ﹣港產篇 I

由細到大，港產片都帶給我最大o既娛樂，不過就一定要係粵語版的，因為配o左國語o既港產片就如行屍走肉般冇o左靈魂～ 而一向反叛的我就堅決唔做星洲死靈，所以我對絕大多數o既粵語港產片都無任歡迎。不介意是否低俗或粗製濫造，只要有一句我覺得應o既對白或爆笑位便已足夠。

老實講咁多年來睇過幾多部港產片我絕對記唔到，但就有啲對白仲歷歷在目。趁還記得寫低佢地先～ 有啲幾有啟發性，有啲嘛...得啖笑囉～


重慶森林 - 差佬663：個日下晝我係屋企大掃除。我好似係度清理跑道，準備第二架飛機降落。

花樣年華 - 周慕雲：係我...，如果有多一張船飛，妳會唔會同我一齊走？

2046 - 周慕雲：只要你自己唔放棄，你永遠都仲有機會。

無間道 II - 倪永孝：出o黎行，預o左要還。

無間道 II - 黃志誠督察：殺人放火金腰帶，修橋補路無屍骸。

英雄本色 - Mark哥：信，我咪係神！神都係人o黎，能夠把握自己條命，佢咪係神。

英雄本色 - 臺灣老大：江湖道義現在已經不存在了。身邊的人沒有一個可以相信。

大丈夫 - 郭天佑：唔賭唔知時運到，唔滾唔知身體好。

豬扒大聯盟 - 焚化倫：我o地啲中層人員係咁o架啦。小事又唔洗我o地理，大事又唔輪到我o地理，閒事就千祈唔好理，緊要事就留番俾專家理。

流氓醫生 - 劉民醫生：新乜鬼野年啊，咪又係捱世界？

六樓後座 - Candy：大檸樂添～

同居密友 - 霍少棠：冇~見口淡淡，想搵你出o黎執番劑o者。

江湖告急 - 關雲長：太多人要我幫，我唔可能個個都保佑，惟有耐唔耐求祈搵個人幫o下。做人做神亦都一樣，你耐唔耐做o下o野，啲人就會覺得你很靈。

江湖告急 - 蘇花：忠義啊，講出來就難聽啦，真係out到唔out啊。拜還拜，雖然日日拜o者，信係兩回事o黎o既，關二哥。

霍元甲 Fearless (NC16)

Rating:	★★
Category:	Movies
Genre:	Action & Adventure

霍元甲自小醉心武術，但其父不想孩子成為一介武夫，遂不讓他習武。元甲與玩伴農敬蓀偷偷抄錄霍家拳譜天天苦練，終以霍家拳打敗小惡霸，自此信心大增。憑著對武術的悟性及熱情，武藝根基日益深厚，後來成為天津赫赫有名的武師......一位武者傳奇的一生...盡毀於于仁泰手上!

有睇過"精武門"的龍迷(雖然陳真係虛構),多少也對霍元甲有丁朵o既認識.知道佢係被慢性毒藥毒死, -- 唔係急性劇毒!

亦知道霍家有項武功叫"謎踪拳"! -- 戲裡的大多係極華麗既動作場面,十八般武藝出齊唯獨謎踪拳...主要係取悅鬼佬!

讀過霍元甲事蹟的人就會知道佢有個兄長同細佬,有兩個仔-霍東章和霍東閣. -- 導演一手絕了霍元甲後!

其實依部電影可以名為張三或李四都無所謂.因為除左霍元甲細時體弱多病同埋中毒逝世外(仲要係草草了事...)其余o既都係垃圾! 乜霍元甲好勇鬥狠, 慘遭滅門, 浪漫盲妹!? 我頂~!!! 加上最衰係成套戲拍得好鬆散兼無feel~!

于仁泰既名好熟,但係硬係記唔起佢拍過乜戲...細搵下原來...霍元甲 (2005), 夜半歌聲 (1995), 白髮魔女傳 (1993), 白髮魔女傳 II (1993), 伙頭福星 (1992), 千王１９９１ (1991), 轟天龍虎會 (1989), 四眼仔 (1988), 龍在江湖 (1987), 靈氣逼人 (1984), 追鬼七雄 (1982), 巡城馬 (1981)...對我o黎講得部十五年前o既巡城馬頗為值得睇...

袁和平應該放o下假, 到處行o下, 吸收o下新既點子...

導演: 于仁泰(Ronny YU)

動作導演: 袁和平 (YUEN Woo Ping)

主演: 李連杰(Jet LI), 中村獅童(NAKAMURA Shidou), 董勇(DONG Yong), 鄒兆龍(Collin CHOU), 孫儷(Betty SUN), 尼芬鍾斯(Nathan JONES), 原田真人(Masato HARADA)

音樂與場景各值一粒星...

絕情谷完結篇...

十月一日, 凌晨兩點. 陪伴我接近兩年的絕情谷已與世長辭. 初時收聽係因為想了解傳聞的囂張才子 - 倪震 (大Joe) 究竟有乜把炮? 另一位主持張燊悅, 老實講我就嘛嘛o勒. 不過話晒係星嘉坡這個鬼佬井底...我識o的乜啊?!

o岩o岩聽時, 感情生活並不理想. 聽到o的類似o既問題個案時, 很容易墮人角色, 也嘗試利用他人的意見o黎解決自身煩惱. 有時竟然都幾駛得o番.

聽耐o左, 發覺大Joe比起以前*聽講o者~* 收斂了許多. 亦都發覺佢同我在思維上有點相似. 例如, 大家都喜愛貓, 冇同Vivian結婚與唔想生育的理由, 同埋某些人生觀等等. 真係同人唔同命...

隨著張燊悅的離開, 谷祖琳(細Jo)頂上! *嘩~! 我happy到啊~!* 皆因我由陳果套"去年煙花特別多"開始已經好霖細 Jo. 家陣可以天天聽到佢把聲, 爽到爆啦!

聽著, 聽著真係上晒癮. 每天都定要上網聽Archive. 聽o下有邊個似我, 有邊個晒幸福, 有邊個做愚蠢的第三者, 有邊個做賤男人, 有邊個做淫婦, 有邊個俾大 Joe 剷/讚, 大細 Jo o既經歷, (貓貓)阿豹與阿叮的趣事, 坊間流傳的感人故事, 仲有o的勁爆的嘉賓主持(如鄭中基, 黃伊汶, 谷德昭等等)等等. 有次大Joe仲讀出我寫俾絕情谷有關星嘉坡禁口交法例o既電郵. 當時我非常開心, 很有參與感.

一向對心理學很有興趣的我, 係絕情谷到學到唔少o野 (雖然這始終係個娛樂商業節目). 有樣o野係我自己觀察到o既 *可能大家已早知~...* - "男人花心靠唔住" 係社會對男人的性別歧視. 女人花心的程度也不遑多讓. 那為什麼成日淨係聽人話衰男人呢? 點解硬係針對男人呢? 理由簡單, 女人潛意識喜歡申訴自己的不幸, 顯得軟弱, 換來呵護. 而男人就往往因為封建遺留下來的尊嚴與面子問題, 選擇了沉默...試圖自己解決問題...有時這份抑壓會換來血腥的悲劇收場...這個世界係公平的. 有奸夫就有淫婦, 有貞女就有忠男. 點都好, 這只不過係我個人o既淺見, 而我亦不過係個卑微的設計師...

對於絕情谷的完結, 初時以為會覺得很失落 *都有o的o的o既~*. 但係這幾年的起起落落, 加上大Joe不時講o既佛偈已經將我磨煉到略微可以笑看得失, 不佘多求o勒. 冇乜o野可以俾到兩位絕情谷主, 只有以下兩段:

絕嚮雖過

此情不改

心守谷內

期待"人兒"歸來...

絕  - 不代表永恆,

情  - 不等於擁有,

谷  - 亦望會有回音.

願絕情谷主們與全天下的絕情家人"性"福快樂(國語讀音)!

 

何謂愛?

如果你o地係有聽慣絕情谷的話. 可能你會聽過這段老人家的故事...

係一個很忙碌的早上大概八點半左右, 一位大約捌拾幾歲的老人家就想係醫院找位醫生為他拆除傷愈了的線. 但係因為有突發意外, o的醫生就實在係太忙o勒, 無瑕去幫這老者.

依位老人家就一路等, 就一路睇錶. 當時, 有一位剛值班的女護士見到老人家好似好趕時間咁, 就埋去幫佢拆線o勒.

女護士一面拆線就一面同位老人家傾偈. 跟著就好奇的問道,

女護士: 係o勒, 老伯伯呀, 做乜咁趕時間呀?

老伯伯: 係呀, 唔該晒你呀護士小姐. 因為我約o左人九點啊.

女護士就更好奇o勒...捌拾幾歲o既老伯伯應該係唔使返工o架啦, 乜咁趕呢? 咁個老人家就話,

老伯伯: 係呀,係呀, 我要趕去老人療養院o個到陪我老婆食早餐啊.

女護士: 原來你太太入o左療養院呀? 冇乜事o勒嗎?

老伯伯: 冇, 帕金遜症o者. 乜o野 都唔記得, 乜人都唔認得, 都一段日子喇.

女護士: 咁你都唔認得呀? 你係佢o既先生o黎o番?

老伯伯: 係呀,依五年都唔認得我喇. 我其實去唔去佢都唔知o架.

女護士: 喂, 咁老伯伯呀, 佢都唔認得你o勒, 咁你仲咁趕咁急住去做乜? 仲要朝朝早去?

咁位老人家就拍拍女護士隻手, 笑住說,

老伯伯: 嘿, 佢唔認得我o者, 但係我認得佢o丫o麻! 咁咪得囉!

說罷跟住就蹣跚地走o左o勒.

一個看似簡單的愛, 但係要做起上o黎就一點也不容易. 現下的快餐青年, 每樣o野都要速達. 剛入行就要有資深的待遇, 剛結識就要有轟轟烈烈的愛情故事. 經常嚮往鐵達尼裡的愛情故事. 老實講那只不過係兒戲罷了.

在死到臨頭, 要死係幾咁容易. 被蜜月期所沖昏了頭的di cuco加上凍壞o左個腦分分鐘以為自己好勁, 可以頂得順, 所以懶英咁讓個靚位俾肥溫...點知肥溫係汤豬凳...

如果佢o地兩個都冇事o既話. 咁佢o地會好開心咁過...o左...一個月...di cuco 就會身痕去叫雞, 然後幫隻雞畫肖像博食免費餐. 而肥溫就頂唔浦di cuco這件廢物兼淫蟲, 再加上冇錢, 就返外家另搵返個有錢o既嫁o左去...現實版動人嗎?

最近係餅奇他媽處讀到有關fuck buddy (扑友) 的短文. 以前o既聽起上o黎就好似好o的, 叫sex partner (性伴侶)...依家就...唉...我知好多人都有, 但我就做唔到...*唉~ 我out o勒~*

往往公公婆婆的故事唔係咁吸引係因為冇靚仔,靚女,靚車,靚衫,靚鞋,靚船,靚屋,靚景,靚鈔票,靚乜靚物...但係佢o地就係真在冇包裝.

說一年半載, 甚至三,五,七年的"我愛你"有乜難, 有乜咁大不了. 如果你可以三,五,七十年後仍然拖著你老伴的話, 我就話你勁o勒.

依篇文係用全繁體,加上廣東話o黎寫o既. 我知道好多人都唔識讀. 但係我就係明蝦佢o地o丫! 吹咩!

Janice 衛蘭 II

If you guyz have read my little intro on Janice 衛蘭. I must apologise...even though "Day & Night" is her debut album, she's not a new comer...

How could I have forgotten her pretty face?! I never forget a pretty face but for her case, I guess it's because she became prettier...gone with her baby fat perhaps.

The 1st time I saw her was in Designer, CRHK903 DJ, 1/2 of 軟硬天師, Father of 2 & Husband of 彭羚 (Cass Ling) - 林海峰 (Jan Lamb)'s 《林狗-十大傑青》 LamDog album in 2001. She was known as Vidal then as the Background Vocalist for tracks :

• 02 伴我同行
  
  
• 08 舞池

She also appeared in the vcd that accompanied Jan's album : 05 lamdogxallstars. *She was cute~*

Yeah~!

I'd mentioned to some frenz about her then...but nobody seemed to care...no one shared my interest on HK...sg stinkz!!!

*All the best for her career~!*

守望杜田

Rating:	★★★★
Category:	Music
Genre:	Other
Artist:	田蕊妮

守望杜田
曲詞:林二汶@at17
編曲:盧凱彤@at17
監製:林二汶/盧凱彤@at17



多想給你一個家
還想給你泡杯綠茶
多想整晚傾聽你心事
聽你說無間道好嗎?

東邊西邊都有個杯子
襪子不可歸家
想起你一天到晚四處奔跑
回家休息好嗎?

害怕天雨會將你沖走
害怕海嘯會將你捲到
天邊海角
叫我往那兒把你帶回家?

害怕美女會給你太多
我願意將一切都簡化
來到我身邊擁抱我吧
讓我快樂好嗎?

這首歌係@17o既林二汶特登寫俾田蕊妮作為結婚的賀禮.
歌詞訴盡了杜文澤和田蕊妮的戀愛.讓人不其然祝福佢o地.
The Theme Song for the Wedding of Chapman To & Crystal Tin. Probably the HK Wedding of the decade.

他約我去迪士尼

Rating:	★★★★
Category:	Music
Genre:	Other
Artist:	陳曉琪 kellyjackie

他約我去迪士尼





原曲作者: kellyjackie @ Royals
原曲作詞: 海藍 @ Royals ／ 庭 @ Royals
原曲編曲: 林柿 @ Royals

兜過幾個圈　看木馬旋轉　美夢似是遙遠　仍埋藏著繾綣
快樂旅途中　有沒有熱戀　看著這入場券　如同尋獲溫暖

笑問你　你話連夜候票再多的困倦　也不怨　似在平靜地說出　絲絲的愛戀

畢生也願記起　香港迪士尼　煙火璀璨夜晚定會很美
坐咖啡杯　溫馨記憶　旋轉中細味　天邊星宿也沒法比

今天心碎或痛悲　只需要記住陪伴在你身邊有米妮
始終可以幸福地　沉迷在美夢裡希冀

要是你　決定明日伴我去闖天與地　會很美　故事延續下世紀　一生都記起

不必理是與非　不需要顧忌　穿梭堡壘內陪伴我嬉戲
米老鼠　比精品店的美　輕輕靠近　都可使我快樂跳起

當　身邊掛著相機　假使到最後還未望到不准你別離
可知心裡正準備　無緣合照亦抱緊你

公主與白雪都　不需要羨慕　因可跟你在長夜裡擁抱
見阿拉丁　本想說聲坐飛氈　卻又不可媲美你待我好

星空不算是太高　假使有你在旁陪伴我一起每段路
可將一切記心內　明日共你愉快傾訴

Another (Unofficial) Sneak Preview of Disney HK!
A fine & pleasent piece of work from an 18 year old! Find out more about this Talented Young Artist:
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=kellyjackie

Colour Blossoms 桃色 (R21)

Rating:	★
Category:	Movies
Genre:	Romance

Bad acting! Bad Editing! Bad Script! Bad Photography! Bad Lighting! Bad Directing!

An Art film wannabe but nowhere near except for the music! Don't watch!!!

I watched because I wanted to find out for myself if the rumors were true: Ex-Mrs Kenny Bee - Teresa Chiang's 章小蕙 brea...I mean Eyes are really BIG!

Director: Yon Fan 楊凡
Writer: Yon Fan 楊凡
Cast: Teresa Chiang 章小蕙, Ha Ri Su 河利秀, Matsusaka Keiko 松板慶子, Carl Ng 吳嘉龍

1 star for the Cantonese dialogues!

Kung Fu Hustle 功夫 (PG)

Rating:	★★★★★
Category:	Movies
Genre:	Comedy

Finally, Kung Fu Hustle DVD in Cantonese! (...pirated, got conned by fuckin' china mainlander in Aussie...but I'll definitely buy the original HK DVD once it's out!) I've sworn never to watch any Hong Kong movies in spore cinemas because they're dubbed in fuckin' mandarin or hokkien. No Cantonese movie are allowed since the late 70s...or early 80s (I don't really care!) because they are in Cantonese, Cantonese is a dialect, & it's "speak mandarin" campaign's biggest obstacle! The funny thing is that spore's own jack neo can screen his fuckin' 95% hokkien movies without any problem...localize, the officials said, localize this "NAH BEI *DOOT* *DOOT* *DOOT*"! (I don't do hokkien profanity! I'm not that LOW!)

Oops! Gettin' way out of point...

Okay! Back to Hong Kong king of comedy Stephen Chow's latest - and possibly greatest - cinema comedy, which needed only one week to become Hong Kong's largest grossing film of 2004.

Chow stars as Sing, a wannabe gangster in pre-war 1940s Shanghai, who thought that his sole purpose in life is to be admitted into the toughest triad in the region: the Axe Gang. Sing and his sidekick (Lam Chi Chung) were trying to proclaim rundown Pigsty Alley to be their first official "territory." However, Sing is more futile than fearsome, and his antics only annoy the residents of Pigsty Alley - and attract the attention of the Axe Gang, led by Brother Sum (Chan Kwok Kwan). But Pigsty Alley has its own secrets: unknown to Sing and the Axe Gang, hidden kung-fu masters prowl the poverty-stricken streets, ready to defend their turf to the bitter end!

Watching it in Cantonese really proved that my wait was worthwhile! mandarin version really kills the essence of Kung Fu Hustle. Through every climatic scenes, I can understand all the pressures Stephen Chow was under. They all hit at the perfect spots & timings. Best example is when the Landlord (Yuen Wah) & Landlady (Yuen Qiu) decided to reveal their skills. Stephen Chow also brought a few familiar faces back to the screen (kidz won't know who they are...).

I had very high expectation on Kung Fu Hustle & it surpasses all my expectations!!! Wish I could watch it in Cantonese in a cinema...

A superbly entertaining movie which blend state-of-the-art special effects, dazzling martial arts (choreographed by Yuen Woo Ping & Samo Hung) & hilarious slapstick comedy! If you like Hong Kong Comedies & Comics, you'll love this movie!

One star for Stephen Chow as an actor, one for Yuen Qiu, & 3 for Stephen Chow as the director!

Cast:
Stephen Chow, Lam Chi Chung, Chan Kwok Kwan, Yuen Wah, Yuen Qiu, Tin Kai Mun, Leung Siu Lung

*The soon to be released Official Hong Kong DVD version of Kung Fu Hustle will contain the uncut version of the film and an exclusive booklet!!! It's on the Top Spot of my wish list! Go Buy It!