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Seriously... they are beginin' to freak me out...

You Are An INFP

The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

What's Your Personality Type?

嚇到你阿媽都唔認得∼！

海洋公園全城哈囉喂2006 ^o^

嚇到你阿媽都唔認得∼！

海洋公園哈囉喂2006 ^o^

1 Week of Street Art

Awesome Jap Artists~

We ain't got none here...'coz too much haze & corrupted PIGS makes us stupid...durr...rr..r...

The Next Big Name from sg After Annabel Chong~

Original Journal - ultravinz.multiply.com

For an obvious reason *size inferiority~*, sg likes to set world records *puny men like to shout~*. There's one record though, sg tried to erase but failed...Our Fark Queen - Annabel Chong. For many years, the official shunt from her sg roots...*but in less than 2 shakes of a lamb's tail, sg tried to take credits for Vanessa-Mae's achievements...irregardless of how briefly her stay here was~* DISGUSTIN'~!

This year we have a new star~! Our Fark King - Mermer!

This little fark made sg proud by travellin' the world~ showin' how sg mythical catfish can have an eternal hard on~.

The kids @ school luv it~, the laymen @ our art council are so proud of it~ & the farkin' fags @ the biennale adored its "stance".

Seein' them so happy makes me feel so glad~~~ that I'm NOT in league with these farkz~!!!

Bend Over~ & Don't Forget to Smile~!!!

PSI 150~!
Just what does "PSI" stands for? "Pharkin' Sick Indons"? "Pig Suckin' Indons"? or "Phark by Stupid Indons"?...& the numbers just came in that we have had it 150 times over~

I'd been wonderin' why sporeans are always condemning' HK for their air pollution, & I noe now...these sg farkz are juz tryin' to mirror their dissatisfaction towards our neighbor through someone with similar sufferings.

As I see it, both HKers & sporeans r like 2 little helpless gals; constantly being bullied, push around, molested or even raped by 2 dirty old farkz~!

For sporeans, she got this perverted poor old man as a neighbor, every now & then she will be extorted for her lunch money, touched all over, cursed at & then have 2nd hand smoke blown into her face~ She can't do a thing about it...'coz her parents are useless muthafarkers who won't dare to stand up against the old fark in protection for their gal. Instead, they provide offerings to him...

HKers are just a little different, also a helpless gal mutilated by an elder but the elder is her very own father~! Ever since she returned to him from her foster parents, she has been put to work like Cinderella. Do up the house, serves the guests etc, while her father & siblings smoke all day, leave ashes everywhere, spit around the house, gamble away her savings & sometimes even try to poison her. She has a brother who wanted to help her, however, he's a weakling...his legs trembles in the face of their father.

We both got fucked big time. We are known as special victims. sg is not any better than HK.

Cold Callers - My Free Punchin' Bag~!!!

Original Journal - ultravinz.multiply.com

We pay for our hand phones! We pay for our phone line subscription & usage! We pay the utility bill to keep our phones fully charged! For what? It's for our convenience & for us to keep in touch with the people we want to. Not for any fuckers who hijacked our no.s & try to make $$$ out of us!!!

Since 2 yrs ago, I used to receive calls from these muthfarkers on a average frequency of once a week. Recently, these virus has multiplied themselves so much that I could have 3 to 4 such disturbances a day!

Don't you feel like you were being used when such pest contacts you? I totally do! What do I do with ass-O?! Frak'em~ in any which way I wanna~! I'm just Being Me~ I like to twist & turn situations into my favour as far as possible.

So on a good day, these fuckz will get a busy tone, wrong no. or a some what monotonous turn-down from me. If I woke up on the wrong side of the bed or my underwear too tight, I'll be super nasty~

Cold Caller: Hi good afternoon, may i speak to Mr XyX *without fail, everyone of these freaks can't pronounce my name properly~ & hello~!!! you call my cell phone & expect my neighbour to pick up the call~?! (gas leakin'~*)

Me: It's Mr XXX! *not a word of apology from the b'it'che~ (matchstick's out of the box~queue Mission Impossible Theme~*)

Cold Fucker: Is it convenient to talk to you?

Me: No!

Cold Muthafarker: This will only take a moment. *eh~ den asked me for fuck~? (matchstick in strikin' position~*) I'm calling from Fuck by Rabid Dogs Pte Ltd. Our company prov...

Me: Wait! Which part of "NO" do you not understand? (*strike matchstick~!*)

Cold Sogonnabefucked: I'm sorry sir, I'm juz doing my job~ (*B~O~O~M~!!!*)

Me: So what if it's your job!?! Your job is causing disturbance to me during my office hour!!! I don't give a shit what your freakin' company does!!! I'm not interested in anything your company sells!!! You got my data without my permission!!! I don't want to hear anymore call from you or your company again!!!

Me: *Hang up the phone~*

Me: *Doo~ Doo~ Doo~*

Trust me~ the joy is so better than sex *errr...depends on with who la~*...Perfect way to de-stress~

Seriously, your job is your own problem. Why do I have to put up with you? Imagine a ciggi salesman, a drug dealer & a pimp all trying to sell me their products, all started to tell me they are just doing their jobs?! *shheeshh~*

All these cold farkz claimed that our data was passed to them from another bigger fucker who bought our data from the biggest mutherfarkers - Survey Companies & Banks! Yes~! Your Banks~! All 'coz we are not protected. The last I checked, sg ain't got no Privacy Law for the public yet. The so called "erected pricks" are sittin' on passin' the bill 'coz~

sg "garments" position currently

• Global consensus not reached - US vs EU positions

• Cannot afford choosing wrong model

• Wait and see, but watch Art 25 EU, Data

Protection Directive

• Meanwhile, encourage industry self-regulation *self-regulate my A$$~!!!*

• National Trust Council and Trustsg initiative

Hello~ wtf? We have:

• Draft produced early 1990’s by Dean of Law School, National University of Singapore

• Australia (Privacy Act 1988)

• Canada (Federal Privacy Act and Regulations)

• New Zealand (Privacy Act 1993)

• United States (Privacy Act 1974) and several other European nations.

What more references do those frakz need?! They have no problems passin' ridiculous bill like the ban of Chewing Gum & Blowjobs in a blink without anything to model after!?

Typical of most asians - control freaks! *we have 5000yrs long Chinese history as backing~ so don't argue~* Almost every ruler wanted full control of his people. Wanted to know their every thought, every move. Makes puppeteerin' so much easier. Then one day the people thought of a way to communicate with each other without being sniffed out by the dogs *Mooncake MSN~*, A Revolution, & down came the Tyrant! *The crowd went wild~!*

They wanna remain the rights to tab your line, run through your network, access to your every data as & when they want. Why?

To keep them throne nice & warm.

The Next Big Name from sg After Annabel Chong~

For an obvious reason *size inferiority~*, sg likes to set world records *puny men like to shout~*. There's one record though, sg tried to erase but failed...Our Fark Queen - Annabel Chong. For many years, the official shunt from her sg roots...*but in less than 2 shakes of a lamb's tail, sg tried to take credits for Vanessa-Mae's achievements...irregardless of how briefly her stay here was~* DISGUSTIN'~!

This year we have a new star~! Our Fark King - Mermer!

This little fark made sg proud by travellin' the world~ showin' how sg mythical catfish can have an eternal hard on~.

The kids @ school luv it~,  the laymen @ our art council are so proud of it~ & the farkin' fags @ the biennale adored its "stance".

Seein' them so happy makes me feel so glad~~~ that I'm NOT in league with these farkz~!!!

 

Bend Over~ & Don't Forget to Smile~!!!

PSI 150~!

Just what does "PSI" stands for? "Pharkin' Sick Indons"? "Pig Suckin' Indons"? or "Phark by Stupid Indons"?...& the numbers just came in that we have had it 150 times over~

I'd been wonderin' why sporeans are always condemning' HK for their air pollution, & I noe now...these sg farkz are juz tryin' to mirror their dissatisfaction towards our neighbor through someone with similar sufferings.

As I see it, both HKers & sporeans r like 2 little helpless gals; constantly being bullied, push around, molested or even raped by 2 dirty old farkz~!

For sporeans, she got this perverted poor old man as a neighbor, every now & then she will be extorted for her lunch money, touched all over, cursed at & then have 2nd hand smoke blown into her face~ She can't do a thing about it...'coz her parents are useless muthafarkers who won't dare to stand up against the old fark in protection for their gal. Instead, they provide offerings to him...

HKers are just a little different, also a helpless gal mutilated by an elder but the elder is her very own father~! Ever since she returned to him from her foster parents, she has been put to work like Cinderella. Do up the house, serves the guests etc, while her father & siblings smoke all day, leave ashes everywhere, spit around the house, gamble away her savings & sometimes even try to poison her. She has a brother who wanted to help her, however, he's a weakling...his legs trembles in the face of their father.

We both got fucked big time. We are known as special victims. sg is not any better than HK.

 

There is No god~! There are only dogs~!

Bull's Eye~!

I rike~ I rike~

 

You are an Atheist

When it comes to religion, you're a non-believer (simple as that). You prefer to think about what's known and proven. You don't need religion to solve life's problems. Instead, you tend to work things out with logic and philosophy.

What's Your Religious Philosophy?

I'm 44% Cynical...only?

You Are 44% Cynical

Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist. You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right.

How Cynical Are You?

 

I cldn't hav said it better myself~