Prikzza from the Hut Anyone~? R(21)

As me mom's a big pizza fan, we've practically tried most pizza delivery menus. Rite Pizza, Canadian Pizza, Pizza Hut etc~

Have to say this, though Pizza Hut is the biggest amongst the Pizzerians, they ranks the lowest on our PizzChart 'coz they got the least pride & passion in this Italian popular dish.

Always, you see them creating "Special Pizzas" like bak-kuah pizza, square pizza, stuffed crust pizza etc. Creative? You think? Maybe......for LAYMEN!!

In July 2008, some dick-head in the Hut came out with yet another "creative" pizza - Starzbites Pizza. He/she must have been looking into his/her face mirror when he/she thought of this sick motherfuckin' baked dough with cheese & stuffs~

The picture on ads looks fine~ but...this is what we got...

Any idea why I'm upset? No? Let me give you an helpin' eye~ 

(Be Warned: Below Animated Images May Cause Disturbance & Uneasiness to Naive & Tight Ass Fuckers)

Not only this Sickish Prikzza looked like dicks, what makes things worst is that it looked like STDed dicks!

Buono Appetit??

Vinzionary - 29 Aug 2008

pros·ti·tu·tion [prŏs'tĭ-tōō'shən, -tyōō'-]

~noun.

1.  The act or practice of engaging in sex acts for Money.
2.  The act or an instance of offering or devoting one's talent to an unworthy use or cause.
3.  The Baby Bonus Scheme.