Fagots & Dykes!

Aren't fagots & dykes the most messed up living things on earth? You know What makes things worst? Is that they think that they are normal!

You know, when you see a man on the street talking to air (take note, no hand-free ok!), first thing that came to your mind is, "he's crazy"! When you see a lady walking down orchard road in nothing but her skin, likewise, "she's crazy"! Now, what do you make of a man who screws a dog, & a lady who blows a cow? *repeat after me~* "Crazy"!

Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying all fagots & dykes are crazy. They are very different, very special, they are "handicap"! Fagots are "mentally" handicapped, & dykes are "physically" handicapped.

Please note that I'll be referring fagot & dyke as "it". I'm not saying that they are animals, but I can't think of a better term...they're neither "he" nor "she", so "it" came in naturally.

A fagot, born as a boy, puberty like a guy, but thinks that it's a girl & the anus is its vaginal. No matter how obvious the vital signs are, the fagot's mind can't be set back on track. One more thing, will all you straight guys stick your dick into a pile of shit? No? Good! Fagots do...they live for it!

A dyke, born without the vital organ - penis. Growing up like boy without its manhood. Can't pee standing up, can't have proper sexual intercourse with a lady without the help of prosthetic parts like a strap-on, dildo or vibrators (fingering or fisting are just heavy petting, so not counted).

I've nothing against love, it's their sexual relationships that's turning my stomach upside down...It's like you love your parents, siblings, children, pets, cars, jobs or hobbies, but will you fuck them?! I think not...I hope not!

I know it's not your fault if you're born with this defect, but try to be more discreet about it. Don't ask to be treated the same way as everybody else because you're "not" like everybody else! What really pisses me off is that alot of fagots & dykes thinks that the society owes them something. Always demanding for this, asking for that! For example, recently, an application for a gay party was being turned down by the Home Affairs, and the "fruit cakes" were making all kinds of protest & complaints! Argued why their activities were not being stopped during Zouk Out & Countdown Parties, but gay party wasn't allowed. Well, *boohoo~*, the answer is simple - Zouk Out & Countdown Parties are for everybody in the society, be it straight or crooked. Leeways were given. If I was doing to my girlfriend in public what gays were doing to each other at Zouk Out, my face may have a very close encounter with a baton. So don't take things for granted.

Another thing that I can't stand is that some stupid girls actually think that being a dyke is hip & trendy. As a result, you'll see a lot of little dykes on the streets who haven't even finished puberty yet. Schools are very aware of this situation, especially girls schools. But they are not really doing anything because some "ass for a brain" educators think that this will solve teen pregnancy problem, what will become of their future is not the schools' worry anymore!

It came to me as a surprise that spore & Hong Kong officials are not seeing fagots & dykes as a threat to our birth rate problem. The maths is simple - fagots' fuck can only result in cleared bowels, & dykes' hand jobs...well...they are just hand jobs, slippery hands are all they can produce. Singles like me may have "shot gun" accidents *gasp~!* As for gays...all they'll ever have are cheap "water pistols".

Some gay couples even wanted to rise a child together! Can you dig that?! Does anybody actually think about the innocent kid...*unless, the kid is already~* "twisted"! How will the kid do during biology class...? And what kind of sex education can the gay couple offer the kid? They should settle for a dog or cat, turn it into a gay pet for all I care! SPCA will be happy too! Save'm the trouble of sterilizing the animals!

Another piece of interesting fagot news happened around the AIDS Awareness Day. A doctor mentioned that fagots are considered high risk because many engaged in unsafe sexual activities (during secret gay parties). That gave some fagots the opportunity to stand up (like a "sistah" in a drag show) & make all sort of claims. C'mon! Who're you trying to kid? To most "dick" owners, condoms were used as a form of birth control rather than STD prevention. Since ass fuck won't giv'em babies, why bother to use them?

There are hypocrites who claimed that they're very open to gay activities, but if they have a gay son or daughter, they'll probably either hang themselves or their gay kid. Unlike them, I'm flat out against it. I dislike them because they make me sick, just like when someone felt sick at the sight of blood. Some people are saying that gays are fine, only because they think that it's the right thing to say! They feared if they differ they maybe labeled as old fashioned or square...This is why as much as I'm against it, I think they're here to stay because most people won't see it as a problem, so nothing will be done to set the records "straight"...

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